The Hoser Days of Christmas

• 1st Day: A BEER IN A TREE/ON MY KNEE
• 2nd Day: TWO TURTLE NECKS
• 3rd Day: THREE FRENCH TOASTS
• 4th Day: FOUR POUNDS OF BACK-BACON
• 5th Day: FIVE GOLDEN TOQUES
• 6th Day: SIX PACKS OF 2-4
• 7th Day: SEVEN PACKS OF SMOKES
• 8th Day: EIGHT COMICS BOOK