Blonde Jokes

Q. Why did the blonde have square boobs?
A. She forgot to take the Kleenex out of the box.

Q. Why was the blonde sitting on a roof?
A. She heard the drinks were on the house

Q. How did the blonde break her leg?
A. Raking leaves............... she fell out of the tree!

Q. If a blonde and a brunette were walking down the road and fell
off a cliff, who would hit the ground first?
A. The brunette. The blonde has to ask for directions.

Q. What do you call two blondes in a refrigerator?
A. Frosted Flakes

Q. Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, a smart blonde and a dumb blonde
are walking down the street. They find a 100 dollar bill. Who
picks it up?
A. The dumb blonde, because the other ones don't exist!

Q. What do you call a line of 12 blondes standing ear to ear?
A. A wind tunnel.

Q. How do you know when a blonde is making chocolate cookies?
A. There are M&M; shells all over the place.

Q. Why did the blonde jump out the window?
A. To see if her Ultra Panty-Liners with Wings could fly.

Q. How does a blonde turn on the light while making love?
A. She opens the car door.

Q. What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?
A. Pull the pin and throw it back.

Q. What do you call a blonde with two brain cells?
A. Pregnant

Q. What is a 6.9 to a blonde?
A. A 69 interrupted by a period.

Q. Why does it take blondes so long to make frozen orange juice?
A. Because the label says "concentrate."

Q. Why did the blonde climb over the glass wall?
A. To see what was on the other side.

Q. What does a blonde say after she graduates from college?
A. "Hi, welcome to McDonalds."

A blonde was driving down an old country road and saw another
blonde rowing a canoe in the middle of a cornfield. She jumped out
of the car and yelled, "You know, it's dumb blondes like you that
cause all of these dumb blonde jokes. If I could swim I would come
out there and kick your ass!"

Q. What do you call a blonde that dyes her hair brunette?
A. Artificial intelligence.

Q. Why couldn't the blonde dial 911?
A. She couldn't find eleven on the phone.

Q. How do you amuse a blonde for hours?
A. Type "please turn over" on both sides of a piece of paper.

Q:What is the difference between a brick and a blonde?
A:You only need to lay a brick once.

A blonde, a brunette, a moviestar, the pope, and a pilot were in a
plane. The plane was going down, and there were only 4 parachutes.
So the pilot took one and jumped, then the moviestar took one and
jumped, and then the blonde took one and jumped. Since there was
only one parachute left, the pope told the brunette to take the
last one. The brunette said, "There are still 2 parachutes
left...the blonde took my backpack and jumped."

Q. What do you call a smart blonde?
A. A golden retriever

Q: How do you kill a blonde?
A: Put a scratch-and-sniff sticker on the bottom of a pool.

Q: How do you know when a blonde has been using the computer?
A: There is whiteout on the monitor.

Q: How do you know when another one was using the same computer?
A: There is writing on the whiteout

Q: Why do blondes have bruises around their belly-buttons?
A: Because blond guys aren't too smart either.

A blonde is driving along the freeway en route to DisneyWorld. She
is very close to the exit to the theme park when she notices the
sign stating "DISNEYWORLD LEFT."

So she turned around and went home.